Allow me to (re) introduce myself.......

hello world (or whatever portion i actually reach)

My name is Stephen
but you can call me Grandpa, or Salem, or Sneaky, or Senpai. (there may be others, i forget them. I'll focus on the nomenclature later.) First, I'd like to thank five people. The Father, Son and Holy Ghost, first of all, for my and your existence. Second, B cuz this is his laptop (mine is still in critical condition). Third, my first ever crush @ Hampton University (she prolly just found out who she was just now, not that it will surprise her), you blog straight from the heart, true inspiration. Fourth, my fav. girl from the A. yours was the first blg i ever read regularly (btw i need u to feed me!!) Last, but definetly not the least my dear Kitten, if anyone ever appreciated something i've typed it's you. Oh and YOU the reader, you give this blog purpose, im up @ 3 am for YOU all 1million minus 999,990 of ya!

There isn't a lot to me, honestly. I am smarter than your average bear, but not a genius. I'm no midget, but too short to play shooting guard in the league. I'm strong for my size but ten pounds too small to put my true weight in Madden. My strong suits are actually my patience, especially with people. I'm a generally calm, simple man who has a temper taller than Yao, and likes to have fun. My biggest weaknesses are Cinnamon Buns ice cream (i'm fiendin right now), laziness, and being TOO nice. elaboration will come later.

This blog has 3 purposes of which you should get a relatively even but random distribution; entertainment, education and expression. this thing could go all over the place, from heart attack serious, to LMAO goofy. What do I get out of this? I'm a Bio major. Two things, honestly. One, i have something else to do on the internet, so im not lookin at fb and twitter with a blank stare, or lookin at a bunch of away messages on Skype and AIM, lol. Secondly, if i'm not underestimating my audience, i'll get a little feedback. I know y'all got me ;-)
That's enough for now, before i fall asleep on the d button lol